titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

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Conan O’Brien’s “Orange is the New Black” cold opening (x)

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

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liquorinthefront:

ahhhh so cute

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eurotrottest:

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

BRUH

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what